Tyrone's oldest lama Kevin McAleer has just been voted
'Ireland's Most Humble Guru' by Mindfulness Magazine
for the eighteenth year running. To celebrate this modest
achievement, he has announced a majestic national tour
of his unique self-awareness seminars for 2019, promising
full spiritual enlightenment on the night, or your money
It's almost fifty years since Guru McAleer first coined
the word 'mindfulness', and he is still coining it today.
He achieved global fame and fortune with the bestselling
'How to Turn Your Negative Voices into Imaginary Friends',
and has appeared many times on 'Celebrity Zen MasterChef'
and as an outspoken judge on 'Tibet's Got Talent.'
McAleer's seminars embrace the ancient wisdom of bananarama
yoga, combined with avocado dream therapy, digital sourdough
photography, and community singing with dolphins; participants
are gently guided to a state of advanced bliss, emptying
the mind of all thought, and replacing it with mindless
laughter. An evening of divine light entertainment not
to be missed.
'Immaculate mastery of language' The Scotsman
'Will leave your head spinning and your cheeks hurting'
British Comedy Guide